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issue no.500 :: Mise en Garde
Danger, danger, Mrs. Robinson.
horoscopes-14.January.2008


issue no.499 :: Mushy Peas
Who doesn't love mushy peas?
horoscopes-07.January.2008


issue no.498 :: Squish the Fish
A personal, and, yes, somewhat late, detour.
horoscopes-31.December.2007


issue no.497 :: VOID
Really nothing this week. Sorry.
horoscopes-24.December.2007


issue no.496 :: Four and Twenty?
The results of trying to bake a pie for some picky eaters.
horoscopes-17.December.2007


issue no.495 :: Sweat It Out
Like Richard Simmons (tm), but... different. Not better, not worse. Just... different.
horoscopes-10.December.2007


issue no.494 :: A Minor Convenience
A story about a community.
horoscopes-03.December.2007


issue no.493 :: What is the Color of Hope?
It's not blue or yellow, let me tell you that. Not the book. Or is it?
horoscopes-26.November.2007


issue no.492 :: Go Raibh Mile Maith Agaibh
Another quick break, while we have time.
horoscopes-19.November.2007


issue no.491 :: TMGTNBP 1.1
We're back with our serialized book about not being pregnant (for men).
horoscopes-12.November.2007


issue no.490 :: A Brief Interlude, without Pineapples
Just like what we said before, only less sugary.
horoscopes-5.November.2007


issue no.489 :: A Brief Interlude, with Pineapples
Not quite what you'd expect.
horoscopes-29.October.2007


issue no.488 :: The Man's Guide to Not Being Pregnant
The start of something beautiful. In a lot of ways.
horoscopes-22.October.2007


issue no.487 :: Shoein'
A little story about some snow and some shoes and a mountain.
horoscopes-15.October.2007


issue no.486 :: The Return of the Big, Bad Bruins
Now this is more like it... These are the Bruins I remember.
horoscopes-08.October.2007


issue no.485 :: Fight Night at the Bingo Parlor
Don't mix participles with drink.
horoscopes-01.October.2007


issue no.484 :: The Event 2
And now... on with the story.
horoscopes-24.September.2007


issue no.483 :: The Event
For quality control purposes, coming on Tuesday this week.
horoscopes-17.September.2007


issue no.482 :: The Ruins - A Little Review
A book review, for the sake of the Aussies.
horoscopes-11.September.2007


issue no.481 :: Creepy Guy in the Basement 2
Haven't we done this one before?
horoscopes-04.September.2007


issue no.480 :: Elaborate Rookie Hazing of Matsuzaka Getting Out of Hand
A true story, which is always the best kind. Especially when imbued with certain... untruths.
horoscopes-27.August.2007


issue no.479 :: Captains of Industry
Are you one of them? You probably could be...
horoscopes-20.August.2007


issue no.478 :: Silly Little Things on the Way to Your 20th Nervous Breakdown
Is it lyrical? I suppose, if you have a tin ear.
horoscopes-13.August.2007


issue no.477 :: Los Carmelos para Todos!
You would be wise to stay away from deer with five legs.
horoscopes-06.August.2007


issue no.476 :: An Inconsequential Turn of Phrase
It all starts on a cream puff holiday, whatever that means.
horoscopes-30.July.2007


issue no.475 :: Be Good to Emmett
And be good to yourself, people.
horoscopes-23.July.2007


issue no.474 :: Secure Water
A little bit of a 'thoughts' column this week, recovering from far too much food in Ireland.
horoscopes-16.July.2007


issue no.473 :: Someone Had Better Clean That Up
I'm talking to you, you know.
horoscopes-09.July.2007


issue no.472 :: Southwick Park Zoo: A Review, Part Three
Giraffes, tigers, and elephants, oh my!
horoscopes-02.July.2007


issue no.471 :: Southwick Park Zoo: A Review, Part Two
A little bit of a review of a zoo. Part two. Make sure you really elongate those 'o's.
horoscopes-25.June.2007


issue no.470 :: Southwick Park Zoo: A Review, Part One
A little bit of a review of a zoo. Make sure you elongate those 'o's.
horoscopes-18.June.2007


issue no.469 :: Blanco
Guess what?
horoscopes-11.June.2007


issue no.468 :: Cereal
Chicken butt.
horoscopes-04.June.2007


issue no.467 :: The Reasonable Doubt
What inspires someone to make leaps of faith that would take them over the metaphorical mud puddle of despair? Money? Fame? Chocolate pudding?
horoscopes-28.May.2007


issue no.466 :: The Gerbils in the Machine 2
What goes on behind those websites you surf, and that software you use is a lot more interesting than you might think... a true story?
horoscopes-21.May.2007


issue no.465 :: The Gerbils in the Machine
What goes on behind those websites you surf, and that software you use is a lot more interesting than you might think..
horoscopes-14.May.2007


issue no.464 :: A Wombat, the Sink, and How It Got There
We're also tardy this week, just less about calling it out. This one is... special.
horoscopes-07.May.2007


issue no.463 :: Tardy
Kind of what we are this week.
horoscopes-30.April.2007


issue no.462 :: Bodice Ripping
Not nearly as exciting as you might have hoped it be. Or exciting in the wrong kind of way.
horoscopes-23.April.2007


issue no.461 :: Kwod Vide
Which see. So it goes.
horoscopes-16.April.2007


issue no.460 :: The Straw that Broke the Camel's Back
And broke it damn well and good.
horoscopes-09.April.2007


issue no.459 :: The Darkness Outside the Window
Who said darkness is always about cheerless, ruddy sorts of things? Wait, ruddy? Maybe not ruddy... maybe I meant bloody.
horoscopes-02.April.2007


issue no.458 :: Fancy Fries
I do not want to hear any of this nonsense about fatty acids or tummy tucks.
horoscopes-26.March.2007


issue no.457 :: Chapter 9.1
And this, this is where we end our installment. But of what?
horoscopes-19.March.2007


issue no.456 :: Prescription
The prescription called for murder. Oooh.
horoscopes-12.March.2007


issue no.455 :: When We Were Agile
It was a happier time... a time before... MURDER! Or something along those lines, anyway.
horoscopes-05.March.2007


issue no.454 :: I Mean You No Harm
Like ice skating in an inner tube on the fall of a leaf into the pond of humanity. On a Tuesday.
horoscopes-26.February.2007


issue no.453 :: Break on Through (or Hope You Don't) 2
And this wraps our little ditty about flying in a glass tube. Which is an experience we will all get to have, in the bright vision of a future I have.
horoscopes-19.February.2007


issue no.452 :: Break on Through (or Hope You Don't)
As you may know, this one is about sky diving... in a glass tube. Not in the sky at all. Still.
horoscopes-12.February.2007


issue no.451 :: An Imagined Board Meeting Conversation in Which the Board President is a Toddler
A short detour back to our good old screenwriting... well, not roots, but you know what we mean.
horoscopes-05.February.2007