Tardy

You would have thought they'd have had better security. Sure, they were bears, and sure, they lived out in the middle of the woods.


But no matter how bear-like you are, no matter how remote you are, there is still the chance that someone will happen by. And there is the chance, yet smaller than either of the first two on their own, that someone will happen by while you are out. Which is a problem, if your sole security feature is yourself having fur, claws, and massive teeth, and all of those being in the house when someone tries to enter the house, uninvited.


Which is what happened to the three bears one fine day.


Who the hell wants to steal porridge, anyway?



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